January 21st, 2013
courtneylovedcobain:


“it’s been 10 fucking years…”

courtneylovedcobain:

“it’s been 10 fucking years…”

(via glee-lover-aka-mrs-mchale)

whoatakeiteasyman:

that one kid in class who thinks their funny and feels the need to comment on everything

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January 9th, 2013

disneygirldreams:

Lilly Moscovitz is my spirit animal

(Source: georgeweazley, via obliviateyourface)

January 3rd, 2013
November 20th, 2012
November 17th, 2012
  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Cuil Theory: You have two cows. I give you a hamburger.
  • Social Justice Tumblrs: You have two cows. WOW. WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO CALL THEM COWS. THEY MIGHT BE BULLS IF THEY WANT TO BE, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL THEM BY WHAT YOU THINK THEIR GENDER IS. DIE CIS SCUM.
November 1st, 2012

(Source: a-v-studies, via lostaway)

October 28th, 2012
September 30th, 2012
  • my chemical romance: how the fuck do u keep a drummer
  • panic! at the disco: how the fuck do u keep band members
  • fall out boy: how the fuck do u keep a band
  • green day: watch us
September 16th, 2012

“We just found out that there are paparazzi outside the restaurant we were eating in. So…why not take this opportunity to bring attention to organizations that need and deserve it? www.wwo.org, www.gildasclubnyc.org. Have a great day!”

(via neilpatricksharris)

September 8th, 2012

(Source: behindthebakery, via ianwanda)

September 2nd, 2012
August 30th, 2012
August 29th, 2012

thisdaggersmyexcuse:

mistressofravenkroft:

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

What if MCR5 doesn’t refer to it being their 5th album? What if Bob secretly rejoined and it refers to the amount of members in the band?

DON’T DO THAT TO ME JEEZ

SHUT UUUUPPPP

(via cassismyangel)